Paul Oakenfold is my dad! Well, when he dances...

Madonna, I can admit, used to be a killer queen. What a lady, those moves, the clothes, the sex! Now she is a preaching harridan fit only for the incinerator.

This clip is truly hideous for three reasons.

It features her boyfriend
It features the massive bell end Paul Oakenfold dancing
It is a total pile of wank of a song

Enjoy.