Blow your whistle! Carnival comes around again...

Braving the epicentre of carnival on Sunday, I'll be down at The Pelican pub, All Saints Road from 7pm.
Also featuring... the best dressed man in dance music, Mr Justin Robertson and the most delectable disco queen, Sophie Lloyd. Be sure to seek out the regulars in the techno warren, the glorious Guy Williams and Bones.

Then Monday the rave continues at The Mason's Arms for the much loved Garden Party. This year we're joined by Jon Carter, dem northern scamps The Whip, Nathan Detroit and many, many more. You'd be rude not to really....

See you on the floor.

Paul Oakenfold is my dad! Well, when he dances...

Madonna, I can admit, used to be a killer queen. What a lady, those moves, the clothes, the sex! Now she is a preaching harridan fit only for the incinerator.

This clip is truly hideous for three reasons.

It features her boyfriend
It features the massive bell end Paul Oakenfold dancing
It is a total pile of wank of a song

Enjoy.

Felix da Housecat - We All Wanna Be Prince

All hail the sex midget!

Dinosaur Pile Up - EP out now!

It's been a while since we had any DPU news. The EP is available now. If you can't get to the shops immediately, here's a little interim amusement for you, courtesy of CM's new favourite band.

Queen Latifah's Tommy Boy vibes - click to download

It's been a while, so here's a gem for you on a soulful sunny day. 'How Do I Love Thee' by the resplendent Queen Latifah, a quality Tommy Boy release. Check out those keys. What a groove that gal has.

Off to the sunny climes of Ibiza tonight, this is the first record of the evening.

Back soon.

x

Raygun. The worst band in history?

Words can't describe how pompous, talentless and achingly dull these cretins are. Check out this promo for Channel 4's '4Play'. What is knee tremblingly worrying is that some dopey major label gakhead signed this shite.

And we wonder why the music industry is in tatters.

PLEASE MAKE THE BADNESS STOP!!!!

Tron remake featuring Daft Punk

It's here.  True geek porn, this is a beautifully crafted piece of work.  The soundtrack comes courtesy of Daft Punk and, reverent to its ancestor, the film features the ever ice cool, Jeff Bridges.

Watch the trailer here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwvuirSEAA&feature=fvst